How to spin using your dick
Not so many moons ago, a realisation about the penis came to me: it's boring. I got bored of using it for it's intended purpose, so I started thinking about a better use. And then, after hours of deliberation with my friends, it came to me: what if you stick it in an exhaust pipe?
The plan
So first you have to train so your penis muscle can support your body weight. Step two is finding enough lubricant. You will have to lubricate the exhaust pipe, and throw some ballbearing in there for good measure. The next stept is modifying the exhaust pipe to fit around your penis snugly, and drilling a few holes in the sides so the exhaust can go into the air. Also, now is the time to raise it at about your waist height. You might want to consider placing it on top of the vehicle, but you run into the risk of turing the whole thing into a helicopter. Now, get to crusing speed. Of course, you need someone who steers the vehicle, or at least a brick and a straight road. The next step is to angle your hands and legs like a windmill's blades. If you do it right, you are now spinnig! Good job. Now all you have to do is reconsider your life choices.