The universe is made of milk

Yeah, I said it. The universe, and everything in it, is made of milk. Just think for a little. Your father's milk gave you life, and your mother's milk nurtured you. All animals use milk too feed their ofspring. Eggs? Yeah, that's just solidified milk. Same goes for fish eggs. Milk can come in many formes. Milk can be a solid ( in this form it creates all solids), a liquid and a gas. The milk in the air gives us life. What about space you ask? The air there is just verry pure milk. The purer the milk, the higher it goes. Actually, that's how gravity works. All the impurities in the air get stored in the legs, keeping us close to the ground.

Think of stars. The milky way is called that for a reason! Milk makes everything around us. Well almost everything. Remember the impurities I talked about? Yeah, that's actualy the second element. In much smaller quantities, the element of mistery. That's what gives nuance to things. It does not kill, and you do not die, because you are milk. We all are. The other thing is tea. Yeah, that magical beverage called tea. Camelia sinensis if you will. It's the mystical force, the yang to the yin. Now, if this whole metaphisical description of the universe is too hard, I have a much more scientific, biological proof that pee is stored in the balls. Check it out if you will.